muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008

Muppetish

Muppetish is an insult to someone who acts how a muppet would.

In football a striker could miss an open goal and the insult towards that player could be "That was muppetish!"

by JimmyH777 September 19, 2009

Red Muppet

A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.

Person A: It's okay

Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.

Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?

Person A: You wish we could talk another time?

Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.

The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".

by Red Muppet September 6, 2009

Messi Mbappe

The Messi Mbappe
Argentinian cum covered croissant

"My uncle arrived at the dress up party as a bandit, with a Messi Mbappe"

by farky123 December 18, 2022

muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

Muppety

Its when a crazy dumb bitch comes busting into the crib randomly all the day act like a huge who bag and being real dumb and crazy about everything

Yo Joe, Tori busted into the crib again acting mad muppety again this bitch is for sure crazy

by TWO TIMER February 5, 2010

Muppet

Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.

Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.

by hahaa April 9, 2003