mateusz

Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.

Kathy: I can't get him out of my mind:(
Sam:get over him mateusz

is an ass for leaving you

by Ugly pants February 2, 2017

mastershit

the ultimate shit. You have been constipated for days, then out of nowhere your body tells you its time to sit on the pot. Agonizingly for up to what could be as long as 3 hours the MASTERSHIT is delivered.

I need a Mastershit I reckon
I am delivering the Mastershit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MASTERSHIT
I have delivered the Mastershit
(other person) Jeezus baby, have you smelled the John? Has someone become Lord of the Mastershit recently?

by djbladdered March 13, 2009

Girlfriend Material

1. A Female (Any sexuality) that is fit emotionally to be in a relationship with any gender they please.

Man:”That Girl is total girlfriend material”
Female:”Totally!”

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower January 28, 2021

Masters of the Universe

Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too.

"Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
"Must buy figures now."

by Flash-Bender June 21, 2003

matersue

a southern regional dialect for when a hard on becomes flaccid without masturbation involved

"I done matersued my cock"

by matersue June 10, 2023

materialista

A person who fiercly if not overaly protects his/her right to be a materialist with little or no regard for the effects of their spending habits.

Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, with his large appetite for big ticket purchases like yachts, cars, and more, would be a great example of a materialista.

by johnjohnjohn October 23, 2007

materialistic ho

A girl who only hangs with you for the things you can buy her.

"Look at Ajsa."
"She only started dating him because he buys her Michael Kors."
"She's such a materialistic ho."

by lulou January 11, 2018