MatchBoxing

The act or the decision to use Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas harmonic octave in every day dialog.

Exact vocal pitch to all 90's alternative rock songs.

1)Zach-"iss three ay em I muss be loanleiiiiiiahhh

I said beaiibeeeahh"

Jav- Zach stop matchboxing I'm trying to go to bed man.

2) Jav- How does that 90s rock song go again?

Drew- I dont know man, try matchboxing it.. they all sound the same.

by Javi1 February 24, 2013

Pissing Match

Engaging in an argument that really has no point or merit. It is clear that nobody can win the argument, so it becomes a "Pissing Match"... To resolve a Pissing Match requires two simple items. 1.) A Balloon and 2.) Urine... Simply fill the balloon with urine as you would an ordinary water balloon. Wait for the person that you are in the pissing match with to get distracted, and then when they least expect it, throw the Urine balloon at the ceiling above their head. This will result in a rain storm of piss and should arguably put an end to your Pissing Match!

The other day, my mom and I got into this pissing match. I found it to be senseless and the argument really had no merit on either end. So I filled up a balloon with my piss and threw it at the ceiling. You should have seen her face when she was suddenly drenched in pee!!! I win!

by The Bear... February 11, 2014

game, set, match

int. Used to accentuate how completely and thoroughly done someone is with someone else, some thing, a given situation, or the like. Much in the vein of eight ball corner pocket. A derivative of this could be "game, set, and match."

That bitch Charnell has fucked me over for the last time. Fuck her. Game, set, and match.

by Rick July 1, 2005

matchel

A man satchel or man purse.

Dude 1, "Whoa, nice matchel!"

Dude 2, "Thanks. And no, I won't smuggle that candy into the theater for you."

by Relyt April 23, 2006

Match Factory

n. Title of a person, though typically limited to females, who has smoked long enough to leave the permenant odor of cigarettes on their lips and personal belongings.

Marla Singer in Fight Club was one hell of a match factory.

by Robert Akins September 15, 2005

Matcha Parfait

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.

When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010

Matchy-ness

This endearing term is used to describe the act of person(s) or thing(s) resembling one another. Two objects (people, for example) are able to bear matchy-ness in several facets of their accord however, the most appropriate manifestation of said matchy-ness to the rest of the world is through physical attributes.

...yeah those tie-dye shirts they were wearing really demonstrate how like-minded and connected they are. Such a great archetype of matchy-ness.

by RicePaperWall July 31, 2010