masturbate

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

by Shandy lover April 29, 2003

masturbate

to stimulate the genetails mainly

1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

Masturbation

The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.

I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.

by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 19, 2010

masturbate

masturbation is jacking off with a condom on.
in other words, touching yourself in your private part.

I masturbate.

by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

masturbate

What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.

Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.

by aNoNyMoUs June 21, 2004

masturbate

throwing the javelin

alan threw the javelin several times during the PE lesson

by Thomas Edward Ivens May 3, 2003