Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010

manosecond

the amount of time it takes a guy to look for something he lost before giving up.

frank lost his keys and looked for them for a manosecond before he called me to find them for him

by sara withoutanh October 21, 2010

Marcos

The biggest filipino you will ever meet. He is hot and has a big dick and eats pussy all day.

Hey marcos ur a faggot

by BIG BOI DICK February 8, 2019

Marcosa

Kind hearted person. But sometimes don’t like someone’s back

Ryan wished marcosa like him back

by Vanna crystal May 20, 2019

Macros

Wonderful-iRC-geekoid! :> Super-sweet, and super-kind :>

"Ultra|seX, entertain me, i`m bored!"

by Ultra|seX March 24, 2003

Mares

Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.

“Mares mate I reckon it’s to big out there.” JH. “Nah she'll be right!” A.K or also known as Mares.

by JSMCKL March 20, 2020

mamosauce

to be spread on one's wang

my mamosauce is the best mamosauce, i spread mamosauce on my wang.

by Thunder Ass November 22, 2005