Malkov

The most awesome last name in the world. Very popular Russian name and it is usually assosiated with intelligence, beauty, and friendship.

You would be lucky to ever meet a Malkov in your life!

by Awesomesauceeee October 5, 2009

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Malforious

A smell so incongruently evil that it has been known to cause temporary loss of all senses.

He farted (like he ALWAYS does) and it was so malforious that that I divorced him.

by Little Black Dog February 3, 2010

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malbolge

A cancerous language of the programming world.

Bill: "Hey man! Wanna program with some Malbolge?"
Generic 12-Year-Old Internet User: "Fuck no boi. Get outta my swamp m8."

by malbolge_userxXxXxXxXxXxX December 13, 2017

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A beautiful person with a big heart usually of the male species. Usually misunderstood, but if you are one of those crazy people on his frequency he’s the best person you’re ever gonna meet. Has the biggest cutest smile ever and big arms to sleep on. His larger-than-life fantasies will make you laugh at first, but he’s serious. Super dedicated to his chosen career path. May come off as a player but he just is in love with moments & other beautiful people. He always out here looking like daddy so he’s meant to have lots n lots of children. A little cocky at times because he knows that he’s fine, but also wants to see others love themselves too. So supportive. His only flaw is his lack of time management. If you know a Malcolm treat him nice.

Person 1: “I’m having a bad day” :(

Person 2: “you should call Malcolm”

by bluntblesser June 25, 2020

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