Alpha Male

Not real, a man who thinks he’s better just because he doesn’t wash his ass crack. Alpha Males are most likely homophobic.

Sue: John is such a simp and a prick to other guys!
Jon: Of course! He calls himself an Alpha Male.

by Hskeidhdnd July 30, 2021

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014

Aussie (male)

Someone who would never be so immature as to have written the previous definition.

Aussie males: the hottest, sexiest, most fun men on the planet.

by Bec December 13, 2003

omega male

The highest possible status a man can achieve. eats alpha males for breakfast.
When an omega male is born its game over.
the end.
As in the movie "omega man" only man left standing.
despite being the oppisite of alpha, an omega male represents the top of the human food chain as there can only be one.

"I am the the omega male... hah."

by scotty mcdougal September 4, 2006

Male Tampon

A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.

Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."

by Male Tampon October 3, 2006

Scrimblo Male

A scrimblo male is the best kind of male out of alpha males and beta males

The scrimblo male destroyed the alpha male

by FlameFlam July 10, 2021

Paleosexual Male

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships

The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.

by jphammr April 9, 2015