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Macho

Description of someone manly, specifically someone who ignores or endures discomfort to maintain the appearance of manliness.
The height of macho is jogging home after your own vasectomy.
by HungryNoobivore January 2, 2010
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Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When a man and another man harbor secret sexual desires for each other (either known or unknown) and use 'many' gestures to express their passion without others knowing. Gestures can include: Back thumping, head locks, and arm punches being held a little too long, and turn into arm around shoulders. Being completely manly of course.
1 goes up to 2 and forcefully pats back as a way of greeting, and lingering a little too long. Fist bumping and holding it there. Coming up behind someone sitting and putting hands on shoulders.

Oblivious people see it as macho men's way of greeting each other, more aware people see it as Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Can also include things such as sharing meals, and buying matching shirts, even though they are not included in the "touching" aspect.
by PikFish November 18, 2009
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Machoo

Machoo is a 17 year old guy who lives in luton and is going out with Vicky who lives in oxford!

See scrabble and xq.
Machoo and Vicky are happy together :)
by Mathew Chapman January 26, 2009
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Thomas MacDonald

Not a very good rapper. And before y'all conservatards think I don't like him because of his lyrical content, It's not. In fact, in his earlier music I actually liked how he doesn't care how you feel. It kinda had a 1999 Eminem feel to it. But now it's at the point of it being annoying. Ignoring that, his flow is usually repetitive and boring, his song Corny being the worst of it. While he's not the worst rapper, he's among my top 35. But hey, he don't give a fuck how I think.
Thomas Macdonald is a pretty bland rapper, but it's alright if you like him. *proceeds to listen to Lil' Pump*
by YRNKelpy November 23, 2020
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Macho

One who wears a shirt but no pants while doing things.
I think I will go to work macho, today.

The best way to play video games is macho.
by laxbuff519 April 30, 2009
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Machop

The act of karate chopping a woman's butt-hole until she either poops all over the floor or blood emits from her anus.
"I totally Machop'd Rachel last night!"
by Timothy, Lv. 100 Virgin August 2, 2012
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Macbook Air

a computer that you def cannot afford that will rape any other computer on the market. My 1.86ghz and 128gb with 6mb of L2 cashe. For those of you pricks that don't know what that means and will not know what that means for many many many years, let me explain. It is the best LAPTOP COMPUTER that they make. Period. And you dont have to run Windows OSX, YOU CAN RUN THE REAL THING.
ME AT THE LIBRARY. """"HOT ASS GIRL""""" OMG THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER, IS THAT A MACBOOK AIR, """""ME""""" YES, YES IT IS. """"""HOT ASS GIRL""""" CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by youcantaffordit November 27, 2010
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