ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

by Maddizzle May 26, 2004

ur mum

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone

<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum

by schmuckman January 8, 2005

your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.

Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!

by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004

mum bummer

The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.

See also: dad spooner, granny grinder

We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.

I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.

by barkbat October 22, 2009

Mums on the menu

Your mums on the menu

“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying”

by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021

Milton Mum

Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.

She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum

by notTrent900 December 13, 2014

G-Mum

A grandmother that doesn't want to be called a grandmother because she doesn't act her age but in stead acts like her kids or someone in their 20's.

Sharlene, isn't a grandma but instead a g-mum.

by duckwoman77 July 29, 2009