The Montgomery

Medical procedure pioneered for the purpose of placing an indwelling Foley catheter in a person with such a large body habitus that his penis is embedded in a cavity of adipose tissue as such rendering the person to having a mangina. A vaginal speculum with light is placed into the mangina and opened allowing the penis to be extended just enough for a Foley to be placed.

I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.

by flavoroflav November 11, 2014

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

pride month / fag month

Pride month
Used to be a great place for LQBTQ+ community, but now its just a place where companies will make money out of it

Also know as maples (WIP.#0001) month as she runs all faggots in the world

" i fucking HATE pride month / fag month man, them faggots need to go!"

by nia! June 4, 2023

three door monty

Simultaneous penetration through any three orifices.

Mario, Luigi, and Wario hit Peach with a three door monty.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

PP hole awareness month

if you have a PP hole you know the struggle of aiming

PP hole awareness month need more attention

by Big red and the boys March 19, 2020

suicide awareness month

September

September suicide awareness month check in

by Grbnenrmrnrn September 6, 2020

Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left

Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners

by Fatneek May 21, 2021