mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.

Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.

by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014

Mixing Evils

Occurs when a person moves their bowels in a restroom during or after someone else has defecated, and filled the room with their stench.

A concerto of shitting and shit odors.

Drill Sergeant: "ALL YOU PRIVATES NEED TO GET MOTIVATED AND CLEAN THOSE LATRINES! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN MIXING EVILS AND NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELVES, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE THAT!"

by Frustrato November 13, 2013

drop a mix in

To pump a mix into a girl

I guna drop a mix in

by Dedi8211 April 23, 2018

Smash Mix

A play mix designed to play while you make the beasts with two backs.

Felix knew he was about score so he slipped on his smash mix

by Slippin' pee hands October 2, 2020

mixed baddie

when a hot ass chick is birthed to parents of different ethnicity and can give real good back

yo i just got a new shorty she's a mixed baddie

by thiccboiadvilL September 7, 2017

Trail mix

A mixed person. Most likely used as a insult...

Shut up trail mix...

by Tweakin al April 11, 2017

Caribbean mix

Caribbean mix is every drug except weed, but with extra weed

"i was either riding a scooter into the sunset with my trusty dick in a box, or i was suuuuper high on Caribbean mix

by Teamsaucesome April 12, 2017