the progeny of a pine marten
that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
by paddymoo March 8, 2009
Get the pine mittenmug. by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the put the mittens on emmug. A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
Get the Mittensmug. by -Average George fan November 4, 2021
Get the Mittensmug. A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.
"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"
by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017
Get the Dick mittenmug. A nickname for the state of Michigan in the United States. Due to its shape being similar to a hand or mitten
Joe: I’m from the ATL, where are you from?
Nick: I’m from the Mitten.
Joe: Oh no way, where in Michigan?
Nick: *Points to lower left part of hand under his thumb* Detroit
Nick: I’m from the Mitten.
Joe: Oh no way, where in Michigan?
Nick: *Points to lower left part of hand under his thumb* Detroit
by KingPP526 June 4, 2022
Get the The Mittenmug. by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019
Get the Detective mittensmug.