Lachlan Milton

GAY

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!

by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019

Wyatt Milton

A very small Caucasian penis...the opposite of a Wyatt Russell

I was so ready hot and horny, ready for that Wyatt Russell, Then he pulls out Wyatt Milton.....I got to break up with Mr Wyatt Milton a.s.a.p. such a let down.....is his Wyatt a Russell or a Milton?

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

A.Milton

A drunk Horny Red Neck.

A.Milton; Woken up in a Georgia Parking lot next to A new Harley drunk from the night before by 2 pretty pigs and an ambulance.

by Miguel Brainard March 19, 2024

Philanthropic Milting

When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

by Copelbomer May 15, 2024