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Mistake Dispenser

A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.
Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"

Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"
by I even make rain wet December 28, 2020
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Milkshake

Jerking off with cum as your lube.
by Pp poopoo man March 1, 2021
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milkshake cock

When a cock has white and pick veins and has vanilla flavored cum. Also the name of a horse. Horse cock.
Girl 1: “My man has such a milkshake cock”
Girl 2: “Can I have a sip?”
by Moxie2021 March 5, 2021
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Quivering Milkshake

The act of "titty-fucking" a lactading woman.
She said "Screw the baby", and she let me give her a quivering milkshake.
by Drewwwwwww February 8, 2010
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farmshow milkshake

When a girl guzzles down a healthy amount of horse semen in front of group of paying costumers usually at a farm or stable.
The spectators watched as the girl took the full shaft of the horse's penis into her throat. One even said, "This is going to be the best farmshow milkshake I've ever seen!"
by Maru413 January 12, 2011
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Rage-Mistake

A mistake made in anger, often repeated.
Trying to take out that camping sniper the entire match was a Rage-Mistake
by GrimChris November 16, 2010
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liquid mistake

The worst type of mistake that one can make. Making such a mistake usually results in extreme consequences for the individual that may be felt for years to come.

Using this term is most effective when said in a serious tone.
Boy: Hey do you want to dance?
Girl: No sorry.
Boy: Wow. You just made a liquid mistake.
by dustydust April 22, 2011
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