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Mewman

A disgusting coupling of a gargoyle and a smelly man-beast. Normally, the smell of the man-beast and the gargoyle's natural repulsion would chase off potential mates. This relationship, however, works solely because of two things: 1. the gargoyle's obvious lack of olfactory senses and 2. the man-beast is getting sex from the gargoyle which makes him happy (there is not much research on point two, but scientists have come to this conclusion based on the available data).
Person 1: Gross! Did you see that picture of the gargoyle and the man-beast in the tree?

Person 2: Yeah, but don't worry, it's just Mewman trying to be as cute as Travella.

Person 1: Hahahaha what an epic fail on Mewman's part!

Person 2: Indeed good sir, indeed.
by ConcernedUCStudent December 2, 2011
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Mewing

When the party get horrible, things get smashed, couples are fighting. Everyone begins to Mew
Hell, when she found out the rubber burst she was proper mewing.
by Chico Sucicida May 3, 2016
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Mewl

another word for mule also see as fool is to fewl
also known as sam and emewly

we are mewls

,myewl,stewl,tewlor as is insult eg. ur a myool
example you are SUCH a mewl

or you are such a myewwl
by Samantha (true mewl) October 3, 2006
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mewp

verb: to throw up in one's own mouth.
"When I saw that fat bitch wearing white yoga pants, I totally mewped up my bagel and coffee."
by van_ailwood September 7, 2013
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mewl

by MEWL! May 3, 2003
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mewie

I'm gonna see a mewwie.
by loosebum November 17, 2004
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Mewclaw

n. the appearance of crossing the index and middle finger together separated with the pinky crossed with the ring finger together which summons the forcel of Phammo. The index and pinky is crossed underneath pointing towards the center where the forcel is summoned. The index and pinky become firm from the forcel pushing out against the middle and ring finger. All the fingers begin to tremble from the forcel. The forcel then acquires maximum force and breaks the fingers apart, at which point the Mewclaw is unleashed with great forcel.
Phammo used the Mewclaw when he killed the wenches.
by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004
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