medically thirsty

To be so thirsty that you may need medical attention at any moment.
I need a drink. I am medically thirsty!
by rottenhana June 05, 2011
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Medically Sexy

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.
While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.
by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022
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miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.
by Monkey's Dad December 06, 2023
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medic fucker

Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.

Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover

Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
1: Ey, medic fucker!
2: Bro what the fuck, I'm Jewish
1: Thats the point.
by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022
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Medic dumping

When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.
I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.

Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.
by Disgruntled forever July 22, 2021
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Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center is great
by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Medic Bag

It appears I need a Medic Bag.
"Chains, my friend, perhaps I would need medical attention by using your Medical Kit, being called "Medic Bag" by the so called internet, my dear friend? In other words, AAAAAAAAAHHH, IM DYING"
by quirkit October 04, 2021
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