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Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.
My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.
by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021
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Medical Pen Explaggot

When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
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Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital
"That joke was medical!"
by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023
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Medicant

medical insurance that is free from the government that can't seem to pay your medical bills; also known as Medicare/Medicaid
Patient: "I got medicant"
ER: "Then we can't"
by Ash Milholland December 16, 2023
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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BBraun Medical Supply Company

german based company where medical tools are assembled, stocked, and delivered.

A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.

A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.

A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.
I checked You Tube and saw a BBraun Medical Supply Company employee jacking off in a bunny suit.
by two foot July 18, 2009
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medical coverage

When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana
Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!
by Urbanrr September 3, 2016
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