meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.

Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.

by Urbanplanner July 17, 2015

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 14, 2018

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 09, 2009

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 December 09, 2007

meat queen

a dirty slag who will fuck anything just to gain sexual expierience and popularity usually found in houses full of coke heads after pubs close on weekends

person a "shall we go to thornbury and try to pull some birds"?
person b " fuck that! that place is full of sloppy meat queens"

by lewis has a chode April 11, 2012

Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.

Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"

by squiggular November 28, 2021

meat tetris

When you buy a huge amount of meat and can't fit it into your fridge. You have to play meat tetris to squish it all in.

Went to Tesco's this morning so i've spent the last 45 minutes playing meat tetris.

by Beklan October 10, 2011