the best boyfriend in the world. hes someone you’ll never want to let go. strong, intelligent, kind, funny, endearing, sweet, and caring. someone who will risk their life on icy roads to see you even if you told them not to. someone who you could be bonnie and clyde with. someone to get abducted by aliens with. someone who you can always depend on and feel comfortable with. a best friend, an amazing lover, and a great teammate!
person 1: matt is so hot and sexy and cool and hot and sexy!
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(
person 2: i know right!! im so jealous of who ever gets to go scaly wagging with him next :(
by helpidroppedmybadussy January 27, 2022
Get the mattmug. A mid-pubescent boy who often exerts his dominance over others through cup pong although he is not that good. His friends often let him win in order to keep him from crying.
by Young boyG October 10, 2019
Get the Mattmug. by Matt the fucking savage November 13, 2016
Get the Mattmug. 
Fuck you Matt prior @mattp7203
by Matthater7203 April 5, 2019
Get the Mattmug. A small kid that is normally mentally retarted. Tells everyone how good he is at things yet he never gets good marks. Loves looking at cursed and odd things on the internet. Normally has a weird obsession with dingoes.
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
Get the Mattmug. 