Matt

A "Matt" is a human being who knows very little about how blogging works. He continues to adamantly portray the knowledge of a great Web Developer, but tends to need help those around him. His hobbies include collecting black & white paintings of gun parts, cheerleading, and space travel. He can usually be seen in noisy neighborhoods with lots of trains passing by.

I'll schedule a call for you and I Matt to go over this setup.

by dbpan April 2, 2020

Matt

Such cool UwU
Matt is the best and he is a furry (REAL NOT FAKE) 😆😆🤤🤤

Nevrr trust him, he jiggles his bobs in ur face if you try and talk to him....its so weird.

"Hey matt"
"Kys"
"*blocks u bc ur a furry*"

by snifflebeardfrog August 1, 2021

Matt

Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.

“Matt just broke up with me!”
“That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”

by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019

Matt

Matt is another name for a shit

Man, I can’t wait to get home and take a soggy Matt

by whatsgood98 January 21, 2020

Matt

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.

“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Matt

A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!

Oh hey Matt. You are a seahorse.

by True Legend August 24, 2020

Matt

Edl for life loved by all whites and is a skinhead

Matt is cute af

by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021