Mark

When you do a shit in your pants.

At least I haven't done a mark in my pants.

by MattParko March 11, 2017

Mark

The shit skid on your underwear after you shit your self

Mark is a shit skid

by Mr the dude September 22, 2017

Mark

Mark will get your trust and your heart, just to hurt and manipulate you. He's most likely bipolar and is more like a Jekyll and Hyde character. He makes you feel less of a person and is never there for you unless you are blood. Mark is very materialistic and never cares about his girlfriends or wife's health. He is a complete asshole. He's very narcissistic. Everything has to be done for him or on his own time. He is never happy and loves to rub your nose in something he does better. Known for cheating and known to be unattached to the real world.

Mark is a complete asshole

by Readyforthebest July 8, 2018

mark

a person who operates by the books . a stooge someone who is pathetic in their attempts to authentic

john doesnt understand me . cuz he a mark .

by sylvester b . VA December 25, 2009

Mark

A Total cunt who is hated by all, he is that hated when he joined the Army he was shot 3 times by his sqaud. Mark is also a uncontrollable pathological liar (not a very good one).

Man that guy Mark is a huge cunt.

by v6 ToXiiCz January 19, 2017

Mark

Is very insecure and self-conscious. Likes to try to impress people with bad, sometimes distasteful humor. Fails to see how his actions may affect other people. Could have a heart of gold, but it's buried behind a mask of natty lite and old cigs.

Person 1: You're being such a Mark right now.
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*

by JoeShmo321 April 12, 2017

Mark

Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.

I just found out my best fiend Mark was banging my wife!

by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019