Mark

Mark: (noun) Derogatory term used to call someone lame. Someone who is not on your level. Something that is complete bull.

Richard: Aye corey I can't come through iv got some stuff that came up.
Corey: Aye Richard you can't come through cuz your a Mark!

by MrMarkMf February 20, 2017

Mark

When you do a shit in your pants.

At least I haven't done a mark in my pants.

by MattParko March 11, 2017

Mark

A gay guy that suck a lot of dick, for money and enjoyment.

Mark:I will suck your dick for one dollar. Joe:Hell no get away from me.

by Hdhfhfjfjf October 24, 2019

mark

a person who operates by the books . a stooge someone who is pathetic in their attempts to authentic

john doesnt understand me . cuz he a mark .

by sylvester b . VA December 25, 2009

Mark

Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.

I just found out my best fiend Mark was banging my wife!

by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019

Mark

This dude is the guy you'll be censoring on your r/niceguys post. Every time he sees another post about him trending he'll post another definition of himself to jack off to. Its also another one of those names. Like Bob, Steve, or Gene. Also Mark rhymes with bark, and bark tea is what naturalists feed to their kids instead of taking them to the hospital. There's also dark, and people don't like dark things, especially when they're named Mark. There are aardvarks, and everyone loves aardvarks, so just name your kid Aardvark, fuck Mark. Mark is a pussy bitch with a tiny dicc. There's a reason dad fuckin left.

Holy shit can you believe Mark just wrote another shitty entry into Urban Dictionary?

by Markie Mark October 6, 2019

Mark

Is very insecure and self-conscious. Likes to try to impress people with bad, sometimes distasteful humor. Fails to see how his actions may affect other people. Could have a heart of gold, but it's buried behind a mask of natty lite and old cigs.

Person 1: You're being such a Mark right now.
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*

by JoeShmo321 April 12, 2017