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Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"
by Elite April 11, 2005
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Maddness

disordered in intellect n. insanity, dementia, dillusional, instability of mind, frenzy, psychosis.
by Joe January 21, 2004
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Madessen

Often very small in size most of them have a big mouth.THEY DO NOT PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS they keep all of there papers in their binders they are a pot of gold according to Mitchell her so called bf
Madessen is a pot of gold
by The pros May 28, 2018
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Maness

"Did you see that ? It's such a Maness!"
by Avery5899 May 5, 2018
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magness

A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
This house stinks like Shit, somebody must have let Magness in again.
by Cumstainface February 20, 2009
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madnessa

The ship name of the two bsf who are madly in love with each other Madelaine Petsch and Vanessa Morgan. Like fr they need to get married already. You may know then as the ship Choni ( Cheryl blossom and Toni topaz)from CW Riverdale
Friend: do you ship Madnessa

You: OMG yes they are the best
by My_ginger_wife_madelaine April 6, 2022
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madnessly

I did that madnessly
by Turtlemaster767 April 5, 2023
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