Someone who is alwaya salty. Completely jaded by life. Almost never smiles or laughs genuinely.
The original salt lord is responsible for creating the Dead Sea and the Bonneville Salt Flats of Utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(Synonymous with Sultan of Salt.)
The original salt lord is responsible for creating the Dead Sea and the Bonneville Salt Flats of Utah, just through his sheer levels of salt.
(Synonymous with Sultan of Salt.)
by Sober Sailor May 30, 2016
Get the salt lord mug.A Virgin Lord is someone who leads a group of virgins against the unclean and unfit nonvirgins. They are part of the Virgin Order and help push the goals of a Darth Virgin the leader of 12 Virgin Lords in his court. They are the backbone of the Virgin Order and live and breath the idea of being a virgin. They can punish members of the Virgin Order if they believe that they are committing nonvirgin behaviour. This included the injection of barbeque sauce into their veins. Virgin Lords are almost the epidemy of virgins. Requirements include being male, a virgin, and unfuckable.
Rick: "Have you saw our Virgin Lord lately, I can't find him?"
John: "Yes, our Virgin Lord is at his house meeting with the other Virgin Lords"
John: "Yes, our Virgin Lord is at his house meeting with the other Virgin Lords"
by DarthVirgin June 3, 2018
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A condition involving someone who has just had a massive penis in their mouth, spooge and all, go down the wrong pipe. Days later, the poor helpless soul has forgotten the blowjob, and now stupidly thinks he's gotten some kind of upper respiratory infection, but is so fucking poor that he can't afford meds to treat it. This sad, pathetic individual is then left to troll myspace, begging for free antibiotics.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
This is based upon a little-known incident recently, where a "paranormal investigator" calling himself Lord Rick, somehow became ill, with something in his neck, and began begging people on his myspace blog for free antibiotics, and whining about how some nurse friend of his has stopped talking to him. Gee, I wonder why.
Oh shit! Did you hear about Carl? He was down by the docks lastnight and blew a sailor. Now he's got Lord Rick Neck!
by SeeThirty December 14, 2008
Get the Lord Rick Neck mug.Lordi are a fairly recent metal band.
fairly unique for this day and age as they are excessivly 80's, and draw alot of thier influence from the glam rock band, Kiss
fairly unique for this day and age as they are excessivly 80's, and draw alot of thier influence from the glam rock band, Kiss
by Desaevio July 14, 2005
Get the lordi mug.The arch-villian in the Harry Potter series. He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle to Merope Gaunt, a cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin and Tom Riddle Senior, a handsome, rich and cocky muggle.
Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.
His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.
Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.
His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.
Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
by MarianneNZ November 11, 2006
Get the Lord Voldemort mug."I really wanted to break up with this girl, so I did the Angry Sith Lord. That's when I got arrested."
by Shameless M April 2, 2010
Get the Angry Sith Lord mug.Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."
Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."
Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"
Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."
Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"
Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
by MontyFaigen1 December 15, 2013
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