Lord Zathras

A person who truely exists, not as a "fictional" character on a certain science fiction television show... so called: Bablylon 5. Also known as Zathman, Lord Zathras has been known and loved by many individules over many IRC, Game, and Chat networks. He was first spotted on DALnet about 8 years ago, and since then he's migrated to other networks, and gaming networks.

Remember: Lord Zathras, and Zathman is not the same as that FICTIONAL character on Babylon 5...

Connecting to Heaven...
<God> Um.. I forgot who you are...
<Zathman> Lord Zathras
<God> Oh Right.. I'll let you in.

by Drew Moore December 6, 2003

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Lord Patheticus

Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.

Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.

by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009

Lord Kramer

The true God of man, whom was brought to light by Jerry Seinfeld.

Man one: Dang these crackers taste good!
Man two: We may thank Lord Kramer for these wonderful crackers

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Lord Elgin

Having sex in a hotel room chair.

"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"

by Xoanon August 2, 2009

Lord Baldar

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017

Riven Lord

Warframe player (usually a pickle), who has a deeply unsettling love for rivens

Pickle: “hey I just got a groll on this riven”
Clan chat:” oh that pickle... he’s a proper riven Lord”

by Pr0m3th3us July 24, 2019