Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.

After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

by Itssecret August 4, 2019

Lochlynd

An annoying person who gets off to toy trains and has 4 boyfreinds in the fanfiction Josh and co

Person one "Dude did you see Lochlynd over there?"
Person two "Yeah I did I tried to get me to touch his trains"

by JasperHasABigDick April 8, 2022

loocheeah

a ugly fat dumb retarded women who likes to abuse cat pp and likes to respond to fuck me with "ok fuck me"

This whore is loocheeah burn her!!

by Sensei mario cat August 25, 2021

Looch

when your nut sack is bigger than your penis

tommy lee- hey did you see the pic of obomas dick

pamela anderson- ew that things a fucking looch

by GREG pooptard September 25, 2009

lolchidori

Usually involving an attack similiar to Chidori, A Thousand Birds. Technically, the actual Chidori isn't used outside of Naruto, but Narutards and T1 enthusiasts usually do something similar. See also: Sasuke Uchiha, Narutard, emo, retard, fanboy, and the like.

<Naruto> Sasuke!
<Sasuke> Get away from me.
* Naruto uses Chidori on Sasuke.
<Naruto> Lolchidori
<Sasuke> OHSHI--

by LolAnonymous May 26, 2007

loach

A glossy crawling and flying insect that resembles a large roach, except that it is a medium brown color (and roaches do not fly). This 1 and 1/2 inch-long six-legged antennaed creature scuttles across the floor and hides under things, like a roach, but can also take flight in a manner alarming to humans, and land on walls and ceilings.

This insect is called a loach in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, New York City. In the summer of 1985 when I saw one crawl from under the kitchen sink and shreiked as it flew toward the window, my Bay Ridge Brooklyn boyfriend said, "That's a loach."

by Brooklyn KJ August 22, 2007

Loch

A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'

Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.

by HmmfCreator May 28, 2009