linux

Wait while it compiles at the speed of light and windows users actually do things

Compiling a linux program takes longer then a windows crash and reboot...

by D January 14, 2004

linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.

by boris May 13, 2005

A linux user

A complete fucking down-syndromed cunt, who thinks he's above everyone and better than anyone.
Usually sucks 20-50 cock a day and also takes cock into his ass.

What are you a linux user, faggot?

by ZHONIAX July 3, 2016

Linux

An Operateing System that's great for running network servers, but despite it being increadable stable, you have to be a Guru to make it work.
Also when it does crash, and yes it does occasionally, it does a spectacular crash.

Every OS has it's place in the world of computing:
Windows - Gameing/Network Clients/Home Users
Linux/Unix - Servers
MacOS - Multimedia and Special Effects
Not that they're limited to these roles, it's just that's where they best perform.

by Canadamus_Prime September 23, 2005

LinuxD

to get scammed in lineage 2, or any other game linuxrebound plays

when linuxrebound scammed mejimi for his sword of miracles, mejimi got LinuxD

by joshhhhhhhhhhhhh October 18, 2006

Kali Linuxing

Lagging the fuck out because you "installed kali linux".

Jack: Have you heard of li-!$£!^&$£%?
Tom: Jack, have you been kali linuxing again?

by coulrulner January 22, 2022

linux

an operating system, created solely for computer geeks like my sister to argue about

Computer Geek 1: Linux is cool
Computer Geek 2: Linux is lame

by connman August 6, 2006