Abe Lincoln

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

by Doug December 1, 2004

lincoln

v. To uncontrollably throw up all over oneself, one's friends, and one's surroundings, suddenly and without warning.

Fred was looking a bit sick, so his friends told him,

"Don't you dare lincoln on me!"

Unfortunately, it was too late for Fred, and he lincolned all over the carpet.

by thebaus October 31, 2011

Lincoln Hat

This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex

Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I pulled out I had a Lincoln Hat on my mule.

by Gamesage445 April 25, 2006

Bloody Mary Lincoln

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln

My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.

by Blue Sky Blonde January 1, 2012

Lincoln Land

Lincoln Land Community College or LLCC (sometimes called Losers Last Chance College) is a community college located in Springfield, Illinois. Until recently it was looked down upon to attend there until people realized that it's not a bad school. Sure, it's cheap. But why pay $20,000 to take your general ed classes when you can spend $1,500? And maybe there's a wee bit of a drinking thing, but hey, it's college. They offer many different classes, the campus is amazing, and fairly large for a community college. Recently they gained notoriety in the WWI community with the recreation of a WWI-era trench dug on the LLCC campus by students and volunteers. The school features a diverse group of professors - one even hailing from England! With average class sizes of 17-20 (except for U.S Government/History) it's a very close learning environment. They have a computer lend program and have wi-fi on the campus. It's the perfect choice for the high school graduate that is not sure on a major or for an adult going to get a certificate.

I'm going to Lincoln Land next year and majoring in either Pre-Law or Political Science.

by leximagoo January 5, 2008

linky

An internet link or linking somebody on AIM to send something.

Give me a damned link to the site bizzatch.

by Erik Wint May 13, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When a man ejaculates on a womans face then shaves her pubes of and throws them on the woman's face so it has the appearence of a beard.

"I totally gave her an abe lincoln."

by ellis2345 January 15, 2006