Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011

THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!

Its a joke when someone yells THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! that means find anywhere to go on top of or hang on but none of you body parts can touch the floor the catch is you only have 5 seconds to find something.

"In walmart bob yelled THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!! when I was picking out a XBOX game".

by Miyahda_greatest November 22, 2017

Box Lava

Heavy flowing menstration marked by partial coagulation and bearing a slight resemblance to hot magma.

Jessica remarked she was no longer on her period, however when I noticed the box lava oozing down her thigh I knew she wasn't good to go.

by Rubbington Tugford June 5, 2010

mini lava

The act of burping or cough up a tiny bit of bile or vomit in the back of your throat.

You =*belch* "Ew gross"
Them = "What?"
You = "I just had a mini lava"
Them = "LOL!"

by Rixie March 7, 2008

Sweaty Lava

When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.

I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.

by KMAC1219 May 30, 2016

I lava you

funner way of saying i love you

i lava you so much

by kingp23 August 31, 2019

glitter lava

can entertain you for hours. or maybe i'm just a freak. it's sparkles gleam in the sunlight. and you can make fart noises with it. DON'T LET IT DRY UP.

"dude, what's on your face?"
"uh, glitter lava..."

by glitterlavarocks March 6, 2009