smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

by Drypure September 21, 2024

Midnight Laundry

When you get your last pair of underwear dirty so you clean it in a bathroom sink

“hey man, how was your night?”

“It was alright, I pissed myself and had to do some Midnight Laundry

by Shakespere4Real July 20, 2025

Doin laundry

Doin laundry

Troy tells angie let's doin laundry, she says she was on the phone later angie ask troy still wanna do a load of laundry, troy said no it was a small load I did it by hand

by Fuckin!Ur!MOM!!97 November 26, 2025

Lazy Laundry

When you have run out of clean laundry to wear, but instead of committing the time to do the required washing, you instead go to the store and purchase what you need.

"Shit, I'm out of clean underwear. Guess I'll buy some lazy laundry on my way to work"

by Lat3rdays November 29, 2025

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)

A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn

Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!

by Love-fi December 8, 2025

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025