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by jeff maxwell May 18, 2004

LaserJockey

A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.

Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!

by LaserJockey October 21, 2010

laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Laters

Shorter version of: 'See you later'

Often used in the Dutch slang of the Netherlands/Holland both in messages and on the streets.

Hi Name,

Communication.............................

Laters

by Betazoid86 November 6, 2010

lasered

stoned to the bone

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered

by Bosshawk September 1, 2009

lakers

Don't care what anybody says the Lakers are the greatest nba franchise ever. everybody hates on them but they but can't beat them. If you cant beat em then hate on em.
SoCals pride.

Austin: did you see the laker game yesterday?

Tyler: hell yeah! They beat boston by 22. Lakers 4 life!!!

Austin: Agreed.

by Lakers4life89 December 12, 2010

LaserMoose

An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!

"Sir, a LaserMoose is in the distance!"
"God help us boy! Take cover!!"
CRasH! BlasT!
Silence....

by Philbert December 13, 2004