Lasagna

When you think you are done wiping but take another shit and wipe again. The layers constitute a Lasagna.

A just went to the bathroom for poo but it was a lasagna.
Lasagna is the opposite of a perfect.

by G_spot_3 March 27, 2020

bitch lasagna

a popular meme song

bitch lasagna bibitch lasagna

by pussay destroyer 6969 May 6, 2019

lasagna

the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more

i had two big pieces of lasagna when i was high last night, i feel like a fatass

by anonymous February 13, 2023

Lasagna

When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.

Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.

by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015

Lasagna

What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!

Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.

by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021

deep dish lasagna

Referring to the woman’s front private area. Unlike the standard reference of a taco, a deep dish lasagna is deep, moist, and layered.

I got hooked up with that girl up from the party yesterday and man, in bed she had a deep dish lasagna.

by MasterBigDump March 23, 2024