lancie

in love with dude named nimit

wow thats lancie

by nimit lover September 7, 2021

Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 22, 2023

2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.

"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."

by Tyranosaurus R. December 23, 2011

laniappe

Smooth rolling, something really good.

...the rest will be laniappe

by Mark Louisiana Twain September 16, 2010

Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.

Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.

by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010

Lancing

To be a total douchebag and break out in a high school musical dance in class.

Yo dude. wtf lance. - me

"WOOOO"-lance

lololol. hes lancing"

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ June 9, 2010