Liberace

A gay man found attractive by women whose gaydar is not working.

"He's just such a good listener!"
"I think he's a Liberace."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by T. Barr June 30, 2008

Labradorable

A dog of the labrador variety which is of a certain cuteness

Person: Hey! Is that a labrador?
Dog owner: Yes it is.
Person: Aww he/she's labradorable!

by Julia.. June 27, 2008

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

When a "liberal" or progressive has no reasonable comeback so they resort to yelling out buzzwords like racism, sexism, islamophobia, xenophobia, Nazi, alt-right, misogynist, MRA, bigot, rape culture, fuck boy, transphobia, patriarchy, white privilige, male privilige, Hitler, etc. This way, they don't have to actually defend their stances and the ignorant public, along with the bias media believe the buzzwords to be true.

We tried to have a fair and balanced debate in class, but Maria had liberal tourette syndrome and kept calling everyone racist nazis.

by spootyhead January 26, 2017

liberal rant

An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.

Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.

Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.

(Two Hours Later)

Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.

Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.

by Tommie Salami November 1, 2010

Jesus was a liberal

A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.

Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.

Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".

"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"

"No, I guess not."

by Reasoner August 27, 2006

libary

How people who speak ebonics state the word "library". Apparently, they don't know how to pronounce an "R"...hmm...

Don't you learn that when you're about 3?

"I gots ta go to da libary"

by brym June 23, 2003

starbucks liberal

A self-proclaimed intellectual who is proud to associate themselves with
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.

Megan won't date Republicans but really loves her Chevy Suburban SUV. She's a classic Starbucks liberal.

by Winston Fung July 20, 2006