Kirked

To advocate for something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune.

Guy: I fell into a hole I dug up

Guy 2: You got Kirked.

by pagR September 11, 2025

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

Kinky Kirk

A 7 foot giant that adores a bit of catheter play.

Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.

Old mate is a bit of a kinky kirk

by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023

get kirk

getting a blowjob/ getting neck

named after political activist charlie kirk, who was fatally shot in the neck on September 10 2025

i always get kirk

by qwertyuio23333 November 20, 2025

Kirk

Someone who wears Jordan’s and is quiet at school. He has some cool friends that live in his neighborhood and he talks to them. Kirk is quiet but once you start talking to him he will talk to you. He is chill and neutral. He is a relaxed easygoing person so he is a great friend. He is likely to go ballin at the old basketball court or is a wide receiver for his Junior or high school football team. He loves his family. Kirk has worked hard for a good life.

Kirk! What’s up bro! “ A yo, I’m fine and relaxed” .

by Neutral guy 120 December 13, 2021

Kirk

Refers to the Charlie Kirk killing and a play on the word "Merc" which means kill. A slang way of saying you will Merc (kill) someone whilst referring to the Kirk killing.

"man that fucking asshole, I'm going to Kirk him"
Jamal died Alex kirked him'

by Bdjeidbrj September 13, 2025

Kirk

A blowjob. Named after American political pundit Charlie Kirk and his assassination, it is a play on the already existing slang "neck," which is the part of his body which was struck by a bullet.

Friend: "Bro where were you after the party?"

Me: "My fault bro, this fine shit I met was givin me Kirk in the basement."

by kirkcobain November 6, 2025