car keys

slang originaing from the oakville region in canada. synonymous with virginity

"oh my god did you hear? john doe took jane's car keys !"

by Oakvillian April 25, 2006

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Keystalope

The orange Keystone Light can only made during "Can Hunt" season. Only 2000 are made every year and are scattered throughout thirty racks of Keystone Light being sold. The box for the beer also has a cutout to make a wall mount for your new prized possession.

"Dude we got a fucking Keystalope last night"

"No way you got the orange can. They only make 2000 of those every year"

"Yeah man I mounted it on my wall"

by O-O-0-0-0-0-0-00 November 17, 2013

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keysology

A branch of Theology which studies educational keys (points of light). Educational points (spiritual keys) that unlock mysteries.

Keysology is a new field of Theology.

by Gee Are January 27, 2015

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Keystone Kowboy

An exclusive group of savage bastards who get most of their nutrients from the delicious cold beer named keystone light. They have been known to steal wives, grandmothers and sisters for a romantic night lasting less than 30 minutes and then disappearing into the abyss to never be seen again. They will also kick your ass if you a craft beer hippy

Jenn- I haven't heard back from James all week!
One armed girl- he's a keystone kowboy. He's probably down in boys town and has gotten a new number

by Smokinoak August 28, 2017

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