Keystalope

The orange Keystone Light can only made during "Can Hunt" season. Only 2000 are made every year and are scattered throughout thirty racks of Keystone Light being sold. The box for the beer also has a cutout to make a wall mount for your new prized possession.

"Dude we got a fucking Keystalope last night"

"No way you got the orange can. They only make 2000 of those every year"

"Yeah man I mounted it on my wall"

Keystalope by O-O-0-0-0-0-0-00 November 17, 2013

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Keystolope

The famed orange keystone beer that is very very rare to find in packs of Keystone Light. You are part of an elite group if you find it.

DUDE! After twenty 30 bombs i finally found the keystolope! My life is complete.

Keystolope by The Bros. March 28, 2009

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fogey

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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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