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Go to the kennel

When someone male or female is acting like a little bitch. So you start treating them like one. So you send them to the dog kennel.
Nah, Arnold's a bitch he needs to go to the kennel.
by Thebug49 January 13, 2017
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National Send Kenneth Nudes Day

On October 20th it is every girls duty to send a Kenneth nudes
Girl 1: “OMG it’s October 20th and I still haven’t sent Kenneth Nudes”
Girl 2: “Girl it’s National Send Kenneth Nudes day you gotta hurry”
by K-sizzle222 October 17, 2020
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John F. Kennedy

A president that only did what any other president would have done in his shoes. A man that actually took charge against terrorists unlike fat Ted.
JFK was so famous because he was assasinated. If he wasnt, he would be another 4-year president. He also knows that peace isn't always the way to solve problems
by laxer February 6, 2005
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ted kennedy

Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.

See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
by the waffletoday July 4, 2004
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Kenneth

Someone who is obsessed with being the best fuckboi around
"You know Kenneth?"
"Yeah ,the fuckboi"
by Corn daddy October 26, 2016
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Kenneth

He tries to be funny, but is quite annoying. He will pester you about things just to wind you up, and tries too hard to make you laugh. None of his jokes tend to be funny, but people laugh yo be polite.
That was a Kenneth joke!
by Stevie Dell February 3, 2013
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John F. Kennedy

The president who nailed more fine pussy than any other man that was ever in the Oval Office. During WW2, he was boning a Nazi spy. Then, in 1952, he married a ravishingly hot heiress named Jacqueline, who later appeared naked in Hustler magazine. By the time he was president in 1961, he was having multiple affairs with dozens of women including: Mary Tyler Moore who was still married to Dick Van Dyke; Jayne Mansfield - a famous satanist, actress and nude model; Judith Exner - the mistress of a mafia boss; Angie Dickenson - a nyphomaniac redhead; and most famously Marilyn Monroe, who he murdered in 1962.

After a while, Kennedy's whoring ways made even the Gambino crime family red faced with shame. A secret alliance of assassins was formed, which carried out the JFK assasination on 11/22/1963. This black alliance consisted of mobsters, Cuban patriots, the Memphis Mafia including Elvis and Colonel Tom Parker, Texas politicians and conservative government agents working in tandem w/ FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, who was a gay Republican.
John F Kennedy nabbed more fine poon than any leader in the history of the world including Caligula.

There is no woman on earth, who John F. Kennedy could not screw.
by Assex 776 December 26, 2007
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