Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.
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Known as a bad bitch. Doesn’t take shit from anyone but will love you with her biggest heart. Don’t take them for granted. Wants nothing but the best for you.
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