Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming
by Fastest September 25, 2019
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“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”
“Yup that’s my husband leave him alone he don’t want u he wants me bitch 🙃”
by 🙄🙃🙃🙃🙃 December 24, 2018
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by selah2020 June 17, 2020
Get the Kevin mug.The male counterpart to Karen.
Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Kevin, often more physically aggressive than Karen, is the type of guy to get up in your personal space while telling YOU to "back off".
Friend-1: "Hey watch out, here comes Kevin."
Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"
Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."
Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
Kevin, walking into Friend-2: "Back off!"
Friend-2: "C'mon, man, go bother someone else."
Kevin: "I am currently feeling threatened!"
by VermontMan July 18, 2020
Get the Kevin mug.Kevin is a liar. I spent a whole year with him thinking he was this amazing great guy. I thought I had a real connection that was apparently ok one-sided. He will make you fall so deeply in love and look you in the eyes and tell you your the only one for him while at the same time hollering at every female that walks on the room. God forbid you piss him off. He will go from I'll take care of you to go suck some dick. He is very self centered and cocky. You will fall in love and get your heart broken. He will make promises he doesn't keep and drag you though hell. He will be the opposite of everything he claims to be. Even if you jumped in front of a gun for him he will not ever give you the respect that you deserve. On the plus side. He has taught me how to be honest the truth really will set you free. He is an amazing kisser.and I would kiss him forever if he'd let me. There isn't a single thing I wouldnt have done for him. I truly loved him. He is an amazing lover and he'll take you places you never thought you could go. But in the end he will promise you the world and then crush you. On purpose. Cruel.
by Ac3ofH3artzz May 1, 2022
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Man that "Kevin" keeps yelling "John Cena" every 30 seconds, I think he needs to be in that "special" class.
by ShiftyLips69 August 11, 2017
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