The Jump Off

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.

Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert

by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

by Dave, G21 January 11, 2009

polish jump start

going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.

yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!

by lance uppercut176 December 9, 2011

Jump the pot

A petty crime that occurs frequently at a shared coffeemaker. Someone comes in and pulls the coffee pot out of the drip stream and catches a cupful for himself or herself, then replaces the pot and walks off letting the pot continue to fill. This is jumping the pot and it either signals a low IQ or a psychopathic disregard for other people. How smart does one have to be to realize that coffee running through a drip filter comes through strong at first and weak at the finish? Interrupting this flow either early or late queers the pot for everyone else by producing a final brew that is either stronger than desired or pathetically weak. It’s simple physics, not beyond the intelligence of your average coffee drinker. So it must be the case that pot-jumpers are simply moral scum. (The one exception would be if you were able to jump the pot exactly in the middle range of flavoring. Then, arguably, the two interrupted halves would blend to form the desired brew. However, my extensive observations of pot-jumpers, who drift in to the coffee station from important meetings about empathy, social justice, and the perils of microaggressions – I work at a non-profit – tells me that even the practice of waiting for a point near the middle of the process is universally rejected by even the most socially-conscious jumpers.)

Synonym: Potus Interruptus

Sign at the coffee station: PLEASE, DON’T JUMP THE POT.

Possible uses: “Hey dude, I’ve been waiting here for ten minutes for coffee and you waltz in and jump the pot.”

“Arg, this coffee tastes like shit. Someone’s been jumping the pot.

by Grebdehrm November 11, 2015

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

by Lol faggot piece of shit July 15, 2017

Jerk and Jump

The act of masturbating on your partners pillow -after a night of spontaneous anal sex- such that when she rolls over, the cum has an adhesive effect, allowing you to dismiss yourself freely.

Bro I tore her shit up so bad last night, I had to pull a Jerk and Jump

by ninedicksonechick May 30, 2010

Get two beers and jump

When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.

Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!

by dexi August 13, 2010