joy hammer

The name every man on planet earth gives his penis.

Jack: Hey baby, my joy hammer is ready to fix all your problems.
Jill: Sorry dude, I had my heart set on a pink taco...

by El Pulpo Guapo November 8, 2015

The Joy Behar

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

Joy tetris

A person who you have the best possible orgasm every time you have intercourse with.

A: Bro how was your date
B: She is such a joy tetris, I loved her

by fişeQ August 7, 2023

joi-eva

Joi-eva is a smart girl who is sometimes mean but is sweet by the heart and will stand up for her friends if she needs too.

dude i got me a Joi-eva

by Lmao You Corn Boy November 24, 2021

joy staples

a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.

Hey is that a sweater or a Joy Staples?

Keep that Joy Staples away from the cows!

by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018

Mariel Joy

My superman; My love; My person; My one and only; My woman; My baby; Mah bebii; The person I love the most next to my mom. :3

I feel contented now that I have Mariel Joy.

by AkemiNiKJne January 20, 2022

Joy whacker

The art of joyfully spooning with your male cousin.

Hey cuz... Remember at last years family reunion, when we passed out spooning, and you were my joy whacker? - Good times!!

by Yeah guy August 10, 2017