Jonatharium

A legendary element, formed by the sheer energy of two hypermassive black holes colliding. It is used by Type III Civilizations, to make dimensional portals.

Jonatharium is a rare one of a kind material.

by Shantae Half-Genie Hero April 13, 2020

Jonathus

"Jonathus Lee, aka the first trillionaire, has accomplished many things in his life. For example, ending racism, ending world hunger, killing all the black people, and even ending the world. His career in many physical sports were also recognized, as he is the best boxer in the world with a 90-0 record, NBA's 9-time MVP, and best ping pong player in the world. More information about his incredible deeds can be found on xvideos.com.

Inspirational Quotes from Jonathus :

"Slaves are slaves til they turn useless." - Jonathus Lee 2020
"I hate racists and black people." - Jonathus Lee 2019

by DonaId Trump May 9, 2021

Jonathan graham

A sorry excuse of a man who moves girls out to different states with him who becomes so self obsessed neglects his gf in a state of cousin fucking Alabama for her to try to find a way to leave him for him to only hide out at his moms house and make his mommy do his dirty work helping her pack to move back to her home state. Sorriest excuse of a man.

Oh that man is such a Jonathan graham.

by Hannahsmoth February 17, 2022

Palmer Jonathan

Palmer Jonathan (soul clarity on YouTube) is a Bay Area expert in Parkour and fourth degree black belt of Jung SuWon. His skills are awesome and far more fly than his fellow Jung SuWon experts on the bay area YouTube scene. He is awesome. Someone to watch. A Parkour version of Jackie Chan in the making. See, Fremont CA isn't all bad. The dude heralds from there, yo.

Palmer Jonathan (proper name) Jon Palmer, Soul Clarity.

by zippydippyzee June 18, 2011

Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan (Jon Guelas) is a nun created within the United Vibe fandom, and has become an iconic face of the X Factor 2018.

“Have you seen the new edits on the Sister Jonathan account?”

by sisterjonathan November 1, 2018

Andrew Jonathan Hillman

Is a nice Jewish boy who is a family man and takes care of his family and friends and never gives up and is a very solid member of the Hillman family.

Andrew Hillman is a solid dude. A.K.A. Andrew Jonathan Hillman is to be trusted.

by DfwCares May 8, 2022

Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015