"Jonathus Lee, aka the first trillionaire, has accomplished many things in his life. For example, ending racism, ending world hunger, killing all the black people, and even ending the world. His career in many physical sports were also recognized, as he is the best boxer in the world with a 90-0 record, NBA's 9-time MVP, and best ping pong player in the world. More information about his incredible deeds can be found on xvideos.com.
Inspirational Quotes from Jonathus :
"Slaves are slaves til they turn useless." - Jonathus Lee 2020
"I hate racists and black people." - Jonathus Lee 2019
"Slaves are slaves til they turn useless." - Jonathus Lee 2020
"I hate racists and black people." - Jonathus Lee 2019
by DonaId Trump May 9, 2021
Get the Jonathus mug.Jonathas is that guy few people actually understand. Most underestimate him, but that's his plan, to go unnoticed as he makes his moves on the chess board quietly. He is smart. He is sneaky. He can get away with anything. He will conquer the world and no one will see it coming. He is a mastermind in a nerd skin, or any skin he chooses to wear (at his convenience or for pure entertainment). However, for those who get to know him, he is the most fun and loyal friend someone could ever have. In his friendship there is always laughter and adventure. Life around him is never boring. Even if everything goes wrong, the journey will always be worth if you have him around.
He is full of surprises. He can and does things people would never imagine. His heart is as big as his brain. His sense of humor has almost no boundaries, just as his imagination. He is that kind of guy who is always willing to help. The one who will invite you to join his group at school. He is the one who will speak up for everyone because he always knows what to say. When everyone is panicking, he will come saying "I've got this! It's all fixed!".
He may not be people's first choice sometimes, but he should. If only they knew... But hey! That's his game, that's his play. That's how he will take over the world. So you better watch your step! And make sure you have a Jonathas. That may be one of those decisions in life you will be happy you made until the day you die.
He is full of surprises. He can and does things people would never imagine. His heart is as big as his brain. His sense of humor has almost no boundaries, just as his imagination. He is that kind of guy who is always willing to help. The one who will invite you to join his group at school. He is the one who will speak up for everyone because he always knows what to say. When everyone is panicking, he will come saying "I've got this! It's all fixed!".
He may not be people's first choice sometimes, but he should. If only they knew... But hey! That's his game, that's his play. That's how he will take over the world. So you better watch your step! And make sure you have a Jonathas. That may be one of those decisions in life you will be happy you made until the day you die.
It's all good! We have a Jonathas in our group.
Careful! He is a Jonathas...
We can't go on that trip yet, we still haven't a got a Jonathas.
We better get us a Jonathas before 10pm or we will be in trouble...
What happened??? A Jonathas happened...
Careful! He is a Jonathas...
We can't go on that trip yet, we still haven't a got a Jonathas.
We better get us a Jonathas before 10pm or we will be in trouble...
What happened??? A Jonathas happened...
by Olive Jones December 12, 2016
Get the jonathas mug.n. the condition of being an ass named Jonathan; to achive this condition, the Jonathan must be unquestionably retarded, inconsiderate, or offensive. This doesn't necessarily make the Jonathan a bad person, but it probably is one.
Jonathass: "Did I ever tell you that I used to have a big brother, but he died?"
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of BS."
Naive conversationist: "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! That explains why you act like an ass!"
Jonathass: "Hahahaha. I'm glad you believed that piece of BS."
by Emigoodish July 1, 2011
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