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Jenophobia

The fear of your hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you in hot water.

This fear is believed to be caused by being abused by your parents and friends as a child or eating taht last peice of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:wuw like huw that makes you solid and a GANGSTA!!!
Sean:i poked a dinner nanny
by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009
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Jens

A short guy, with holes in his pants. He often has a small penis. Jens is also a slang word for outsider, a person who has no friends. He smells very bad, because he never wash himself.
Jens is very distusting

Jens likes to eat chips.
Jens is very distusting

Jens likes to eat chips.
by Lorte March 2, 2016
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Jensen

1) Of or pertaining to an awful, putrid smell
2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.
3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.
-Much to my dismay I went downstairs a realized there was a huge Jensen.
-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.
-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.
by Jason Proctor December 14, 2008
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Jensine

-a beautiful red-headed girl. Kind of a push over and likes to threaten and beat people up. Always talks about suicide and has a few close friends but hates everyone else (or at least she thinks they hate her). :)
suicide friends hate hair girl Jensine
by jensine.emeline. November 14, 2009
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jenson lai

A man with a love of anime.
Masato: I love anime!!
Bung: omg you're such a jenson lai...
by SadamHusain March 22, 2017
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jenlow

When you finger a girl while she is blowing another guy
Dude, myself and this guy totally jenlowed a girl on that road trip.
by Buddha2020 June 10, 2017
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Jensen Weber

A smart person who has no sense of humour whats so ever and would fuck Chewbacca and R2-D2 if she had the chance
by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018
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