jajko

eggs in german....or a last name

Janice Jajko
Lynda Jajko

by JaLyn April 30, 2005

uber-jacko

short for uber-Jackolas. a demonic resurrection of Saint Jackolas after he has died. uber-Jacko has uber-Jesus Juice which contains the extra ingredient of peppermint and a dash of pure oxygen. more of a danger to the youth population than measles and meningitis combined.

"capable of winning any checkers game, no matter how many opponents" - Rob McLean, uber-Jacko victim

by failure33object April 26, 2005

Jakob

The definision of a gaybo. He is rare because his parents decided to spell his name rlly weird. Jakobs usually are extremely dumb but manage to pull it off. Jakobs are also prone to getting aids. BUTTT jakobs are also rlly cool people and are kinda nice, but sometimes they call u gay and u gotta deal with it. Do yourslef a favour and dont be a Jakob. JAKOBS ALSO LOVE TO RAPE so be carefull when approaching as they may be tempted to stick it in ya. Just state the following if this does occur - NO MEANS NO - the jakob will then get startled but rape u anyway cause he a dog, BARK.

Chick - I SAID NO JAKOB
Jakob - JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS DONT MEAN YOULL GET IT, MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH

by jakobsgayerthenaids December 20, 2018

Jakob

Comes from the Latin term, idiot. Usually people with this name have extremely large pussies.

Don't rub your pussy on the window, you fucking Jakob.

by DaleDud February 14, 2017

jakob

a peice of shit who brings you food in school so he can feel part normal aka food genie

yo money you are such a jakob

by hoodedliability November 5, 2008

jayners jackoff

another word for werid

wow your a total jayners jackoff

by lolufail.org April 23, 2011

jackoffasaur

1. Your mother when she tells you, "you should really be careful about spending too much." or "Where did you get the money to buy that?" or "I can't help you right now, I just spend $10,000 on new windows for my house.. BOOOWHOOOP!"

"The jackoffasaur is calling, should I answer?"

by tysontheasshole October 9, 2008