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Jako is a nickname for the name jake, however it is kind of dumb, for the simple reasons that it is 1) the same length and requires the same amount of effort as just saying jake and 2) is just generally odd. In my experience, it's just a general dissapointment.
Jako is a really stupid nickname!
jako by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018
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JaKavius 

Most amazing boy you will ever meet. He can put a smile on your face with one glance. He is kind, caring, and always concerned about you. He's one of a kind. He's not like every other person these days, who just waltzes around not caring for anyone else, simply living their life just because. He lives each day to the fullest. He strives to the best he can, and the amount of love he can hold is unbelievable. He is wonderful to be around, he's always making people laugh, by the simplest of things. He makes every moment feel like a memory worth keeping. When he laughs, it makes you want to stay right where you are and share the moment with him. He is the best boyfriend a girl could ever want, romantic, sweet, caring, humorous, silly, and he when you looks into your eyes and smiles at you, you feel like if you're with him, everything will be okay. The world could be falling down around you, and when you're in his arms, you feel like there are no worries. You feel like just living in the present.

He's one of those people who you NEVER want to leave. He's one of those people that I am going to hold onto forever.
I just met this boy and he is such a JaKavius.
JaKavius by Baddie B November 25, 2018
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jakob styrer 

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob
yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro
jakob styrer by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019

Jakob McGravy

Hi so like there's this new kid and he's like so creepy and --- hi I'm watching you!---- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IT'S A JAKOB MCGRAVY!!!
Jackov'd (pronounced jacked off) means being jerked off but not in a pleasant way. In a way where your ballsack gets slapped hard repeatedly. The process is highly unpleasant and painful.
I'm sorry for your pain, but you've been jackov'd.
Jackov'd by TwoSocks May 4, 2019

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
jakob's shatter by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019