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Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019
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Jake is nice
Jake is nice
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
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Jake. It’s so difficult to put all the feelings and vibes into words. A Jake is a wonderful person. He is the most genuine and direct person you’ll ever meet. He will make you smile so hard everyday and always knows when something’s wrong. His personality is a mystery and an exciting ride to figure out. He has a smile that could make anyone lose their breath after one glimpse. When Jake smiles you can’t help but stare and think about how lucky you are to be around him, and making Jake smile is one of my greatest joys in life. He’s amazing at sports and has a driven attitude and likes to win but isn’t obsessed with winning. He’s obsessed with spending time with the ones he loves and making people smile or happy. He’ll go out of his way to make sure someone’s okay, wether he’s known them for years or for days. He’s one of the goofiest people you will ever have the pleasure of laughing with and he always knows how to cheer someone up. Dating a Jake is one of the most exciting and unpredictable. When he messes up he makes it right because he doesn’t like conflict at all and loves people in general. His mind is very beautiful and he never stops thinking of those he loves. Jake is incredibly loving and will give you the world if you give him the chance. If you date a jake, never let him go.
Why’d you go back to him?
Because he’s Jake
by bootylicker96 July 23, 2020
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
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A Jake is a very cute and nice boy if you know a Jake never let him go because Jake's are perfect just the way the way he is he also has a cute loving girlfriend who is always there for him when he needs it once you catch feelings for a Jake they never leave if you cheat/abuse/spread Jake's secrets don't expect him to start trusting you straight away a Jake's smile will light up your whole day but don't try anything because he has a girlfriend/wife rose who will kill you if you even look at her man 💞
Girl 1: look at that cute boy
Rose: ikr he's mine though so

Jake:hey babe :)
by Yourxbxixch March 22, 2020
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Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice
by Skinny duck May 11, 2018
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Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool
girl 1 : whos he...

girl 2 : thats jake.

both : eww
by MZSanta October 5, 2020
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