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jackasshole

A combination of jackass and asshole, if short of time and in need of good pun use jackasshole as a time saver.
"Only 2 minutes until the bell!?" the school administrators are jackassholes!
by The Boy November 18, 2003
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Jackals

A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vunerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, Jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanising skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlty and integrity are not weapons in the Jackals hunting armour.
Fashion is not a Jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to bother about such things?

Afterall they are gods gift to women!
Jackal 1 "urg huh hu grr"
Lady "pardon"
Jackal 1 "Urg you coming home with me tonight"
Lady "havent you got a girlfriend"
Jackal 1 "she needs to deal with it"

Jackal 2 "huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then" (outside the jackals den - not flashing your cash now are you)

Jackal 3 " ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before" (but he has, most nights!!)
by maceymoocow December 4, 2011
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jackassInTheBox

That Charlie is a real jackAssInTheBox.
by mellowredspell August 14, 2003
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jankassmotherfucker

a playful way of calling someone a mother fucker
man your a jankassmotherfucker
by Brian Bitterfeld May 12, 2008
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Jackassident

When a jackass does something that causes bodily harm to another a jackass the result is a jackassident, or unplanned jackassery.
When your in you shop sharpening your knife that is assisted opening and some asks, "Have you ever opened this on someone else?", and the other person says, "No", and sticks out his leg. Then the man holding the knife trys it and cuts the persons leg, thus you have a jackassident.
by Jimbob the Bounty Hunter July 1, 2009
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Jackassish

When someone who know starts acting like a complete jackass, when normally they're not.
Person 1: "Did you see that chick last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't she hot, too bad she's Rachel's cousin..."
Person 1: "Rachel's my girlfriend! What's wrong with Rachel?"
Person 2: ".... Nothing.."
Person 1: "Why you being so Jackassish?"
by StarDust August 31, 2013
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jackassette

Jack-ass-ette: A female jackass.

Any overly rude and oblivious female who doesn't care about other people and is totally unaware of how rude they're being.

This word shouldn't be used for misogynistic purposes, but as a remark for bad behavior you know when someone is being a Jackass. Also really good to tease jerks with who have frail overly macho senses of self. Use caution when calling a jocky or alphamale a Jackassette.
" That waitress told me she didn't care if we get served and she didn't hold the door for the old guy on crutches. What a Jackassette
by Film Time December 1, 2017
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