Jordansexual 

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.

"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."

Jordansexual by MichaelJordanTheGoatLOL May 17, 2017

Jordan Carey List 

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).

Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"

Jordan Carey List by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007

jordan slut rampage

when jordan's ex girlfriend goes on a rant about how ugly and whorebaggish the girl's on jordan's facebook wall and in his photos are.

katie went on a jordan slut rampage when she saw that lots of overly made up girls had been posting on jordan's wall.

jordan slut rampage by CamiKaze1106 August 31, 2011

Jordan Miller 

1. A defensive tackle on the Chicago Bears

2. A DJ at UCF

Jordan Miller is a free agent now!? WTF!

Have you ever seen Jordan Miller live? It’s insane!!

Jordan Miller by indiegirl420 December 19, 2018

Jordaned 

When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)

“My god, I think I’ve just been Jordaned by that gorgeous man over there!”

Jordaned by boredom4382 August 31, 2019

West jordan 

A town in Utah that has gone from nice to getto, and has been in reconstruction for atleast 5 years, the town in wich you will find some of the most dope people ever. And home of some of LTC.

Dude let's go to mcdicks in west jordan

West jordan by Undeaduser August 10, 2016

Jordan 

A beautiful girl, with golden blonde and or brown hair. She loves science and acting.

Person 1: Hey look it's Jordan.
Person 2: I know, isn't she beautiful?
Person 1: Her boyfriend is soooo lucky.
Person 2: yeah...

Jordan by Josh, the guy who wrote this. September 6, 2010