Jake

Hes a kid who eats his shit and is a crackhead who tries to act cool

girl 1 : whos he...

girl 2 : thats jake.

both : eww

by MZSanta October 5, 2020

Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.

Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!

What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake

by Shaquise May 23, 2022

jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 26, 2020

Jake

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.

Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!

by big gay energy July 29, 2018

Jake

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018

Jake

An actual badass

Wow Jake is a badass

by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019