Jake 

Jamaica ginger extract, known as "Jake". During Prohibition in the United States, Jake was used as a substitute for alcohol as it contained 70-80% ethanol by weight. Due to alterations of the substance ordered by the U.S. Treasury Department, Jake users would often experience "Jake Legs", which resulted in the loss of use of the hands and feet.

"Ever since the Prohibition laws passed, I can't get my fix."
"Have you tried Jake?"

Jake by Spiral0Architect September 22, 2013

Jake 

1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool
2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air
3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser

1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake"
2"Man he's making a jake of himself
3"dude he's totally jakin"

Jake by Jake Vaughan July 16, 2008

Jake 

1:an extremely creepy pirvert
2:an homoerotic male stripper
3:used to define a really gay trombone

oh shit!! theres a jake coming for me

Jake by mistamista July 14, 2009

jake 

A Jake is a very physically attractive guy, with gorgeous eyes and a charming smile that would make any girl purr. Unfortunately, he's a huge asshole

Omg that guy is so hot, but stay away from him he's a Jake!

jake by jakethejackass January 9, 2013

jake 

a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

jake by CINCINNATICRUNK June 25, 2007

Jake 

Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy!

Jake by Topcrakhead July 2, 2008

jake 

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

jake by Jake McClenahan July 16, 2008