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"who's cool?" "rosie j?" ".. correct"
by rosie j November 8, 2004
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J.J. Redick

(n.) Jonathan Clay Redick, otherwise known as "Just Jumpers" Redick. As a star player of Duke basketball, he is arguably the most hated player in the modern world of NCAA hoops. Just recently, he shot 3-18 in the 2006 tournament, therefore not only completing his legacy as a choke artist, but also validating the opinion that he is one of the most overrated college basketball players to date.
Joe: Did you see LSU bend over Duke from behind last night? The score was 62-54.
Bob: No, but I did hear the entire town of Durham, NC crying.
Joe: Oh no, that was just J.J. Redick being a pussy.
by AforAmazing April 19, 2006
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J.K. Rowling

Author of the Harry Potter books and the first author to ever become a billionaire. Money earned from the popularity of her books and the movies released based on the books.
"J.K. Rowling has made a lot of money off of those Harry Potter books."
by JoeSN August 31, 2008
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J.J. Redick

JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.

While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.

JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006
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J.K. Rowling

A full grown woman who has the imagination of a fifth grader and fantasies about have magical powers and a flying dragon. Also known as the bitch who wrote a book where the most interesting conflict was a scar hurting.
Sir Reginald Cumberbottom the 3rd: What are you doing.

J.K. Rowling: Im pretending to be a wizard!

Cumberbottom: 0_o

Rowling: I've got to get in the mindset to write my book.

Cumberbottom: Did you take your special medicine?
by idontwant A. Pseudonym June 23, 2011
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5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")
Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.
by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022
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J. K. Rowling

Person 1: J. K. Rowling is great!

Person 2: *laughs in transgender*
by Yassified gay boy May 6, 2022
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